I want to tell you 'bout something fun
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So I wrote you this song
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If you've ever been to Disneyland
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You know the lines can be real long
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But I got a ride that the bitches love
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And you won't have to wait at all
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All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
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And give sexy Michael Starr a call
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I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
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Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
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It's scary like a rollercoaster
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It will stretch you out so wide
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Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
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Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
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It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
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It's a weenie ride
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I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing and better than the
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Monkey bars
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You can take it on the couch or your water bed or in the back of your
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Daddy's car
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And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week
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It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak
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So put that snatch on a weenie ride
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Ride her face down or on your side
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You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
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When some leverage is applied
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Open your legs for a weenie ride
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You won't be the first to see it and cry
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Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
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It's a weenie ride
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Oh yeah
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Scream for me
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Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
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You're never gonna be the same
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Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?
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Step right up for a weenie ride
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It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
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Oops, I think I got a little DNA
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All over your backside
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Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
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You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
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Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
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For the weenie ride
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Ooh
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Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
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Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your
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Thighs)
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Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh
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Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)
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Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
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Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride,
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Yeah)
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Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)
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It's a weenie ride
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Weenie Ride
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| Steel Panther |
