Ho ho ho!
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Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight
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He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great
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He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
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The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
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He delievers the sexy and he never fails
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The rest of the year he works at Chip and Dales!
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Sexy sexy santa
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He's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs
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Sexy sexy santa
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He knows you've naughty cuz he's keepin' tabs!
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In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's
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They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse
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He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
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Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
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He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff
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He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
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Sexy sexy santa
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He's kissin' girls under the camel toe
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Sexy sexy santa
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The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow
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Sexy sexy santa
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It's the UK USA Brazil and Japan
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Sexy sexy santa
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Makin' love to every Chirstmas-lovin' woman and man!
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Suck it!
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Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer
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To the Scrooges and the Grinches
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Here's your log- it's a chubby eleven inches!
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Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze
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Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews!
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He's got a calander but only one day has an 'X'
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That leaves 364 days for sex!
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Sexy sexy santa
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More cusion for the pushin' gonna [something]
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Sexy sexy santa
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He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
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Sexy sexy santa
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All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
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Sexy sexy santa
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Get 'em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?)
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Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?
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Sexy Santa
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| Steel Panther |
