It's hard to be a jew on Christmas.
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My friends won't let me join in any games.
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And I can't sing Christmas songs,
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or decorate a Christmas tree,
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or leave water out for Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me.
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My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.
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I'm a jew, a lonely jew on Christmas.
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Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year?
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And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latke.
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Instead of "Silent Night", I'm singing "hu, hach, do hachvi.".
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And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please!
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I'm a jew, a lonely jew-
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I¡¯d be Merry, but I¡¯m Hebrew,
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On Christmas.
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A Lonely Jew On Christmas
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| South Park |
