Brian, skate
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Brian, skate
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Brian, fight
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Brian, skate
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What would Brian Boitano do
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If he was here right now,
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He'd make a plan
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And he'd follow through,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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Brian, skate
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Brian, fight
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When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
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Skating for the gold,
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He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
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Wearing a blind fold.
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And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps,
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Fighting grizzly bears,
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He used his magical fire breath,
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And saved the maidens fair.
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Brian, skate
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Brian, live
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So what would Brian Boitano do
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If he were here today,
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I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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Brian, skate
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Brian, live
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When Brian Boitano travelled through time
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To the year 3010,
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He fought the evil robot king
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and saved us all again
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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
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He beat up Kublai Kahn.
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Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
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Whoa Brian those chicken wings are really spicy, don¡¯t eat those
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
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Brian, Skate
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Brian, fight
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Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kryluk
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He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and stuff
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Aliodi Idia, Brian Boitano¡¯s here
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So round up all your lasses
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And tell them to have no fear
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Say ¡°Come over here my Honey
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I¡¯m gonna take off my pants
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And I¡¯m gonna make dirty love to you
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Cause that¡¯s what Brian Boitano¡¯d do"
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Cause that¡¯s what Brian Boitano¡¯d do
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What Would Brian Boitano Do? Part II
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