(Mr. Garrison)
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Let's start the day with a few new math problems. Okay, class, what is 5Ąż2? C'mon don't be shy. Yes, Clyde?
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(Clyde)
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12?
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(Mr. Garrison)
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Alright, now let's hear from someone who's not a complete retard. C'mon class, don't be shy.
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(Kyle)
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I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
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(Cartman)
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Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!
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(Kyle)
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Shut up fat boy!
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(Cartman)
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Ay! Don't call me fat you fuckin` jew!
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(Mr. Garrison)
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Eric! Did you just say the f-word?
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(Cartman)
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Jew?
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(Kyle)
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No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat ass!
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(Mr. Garrison)
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KYLE!
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(Cartman)
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Why the fuck not?
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(Mr. Garrison)
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Eric!
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(Stan)
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Dude, you just said fuck again!
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(Mr. Garrison)
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Stanley!
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(Kenny)
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(muffled) fuck!
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(Mr. Garrison)
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Kenny!
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(Cartman)
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Ya! It's not HURTING anybody, fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
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(Mr. Garrison)
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How would you like to go see the school counceler!?
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(Cartman)
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And how would you like to suck my balls?!
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*whole class gasps loudly*
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(Mr. Garrison)
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What did you say?!
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(Cartman)
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was...
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*pulls out megaphone*
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AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON?!?!?!
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(Kyle)
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Holy Shit!
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Suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
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| South Park |
