Isn't it awfully nice to have a Penis?
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Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
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It's swell to have a stiffy
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It's divine to own a dick
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From the tiniest little tadger
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To the world's biggest prick
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So three cheers for your willy or john thomas
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Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
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Your piece of pork
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Your wife's best friend
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Your percy or your cock
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You can wrap it up in ribbons
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You can slip it in your sock
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But don't take it out in public
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Or they will stick you in the dock
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And you wont a-come back
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The Penis Song
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| South Park |
