Stan: At this rate, it would take a miracle to finish this thing!
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Kyle: Now don't go saying that. Miracles happen most every day.
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To people like you and me.
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But don't expect a miracle,
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Unless you help make it to be.
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You hope, and I'll hurry.
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You pray, and I'll plan.
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We'll do what's necessary, 'cause,
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Even a miracle needs a hand!
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You love.
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Stan: We love.
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Kyle: And I'll labor.
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Stan: Tralalala.
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Kyle: You sit.
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Stan: We sit.
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Kyle: And I'll stand.
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Get help from our next door neighbor, 'cause,
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Even a miracle needs a hand!
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You can do Cartman's voice, can't you?
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Stan: Oh, I'm so fat.
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Kyle: You gotta sound fatter.
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Stan: Oh, you guys! Seriously, I'm so fat! Help me out over hyah!
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(Reading script) I don't know what to do, dude. Who do we help?
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I SAY WE HELP SANTA CLAUS!
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Kyle: Oh, your just saying that because he brings you presents.
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Stan: HEY! I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THAT KIND OF S**T FROM A JEW!
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Kyle: You wish.
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Stan: We wish.
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Kyle: And I'll wittle.
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Stan: Tralalala.
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Kyle: You sit.
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Stan: We sit.
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Kyle: And I'll stand.
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Stan: Tralalala.
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Stan & Kyle: We've all got to help a little, 'cause
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Even a miracle needs a-
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(Truck runs over Kenny.)
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Kyle: It's okay. We'll just have his character die in the film.
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Stan & Kyle: Even a miracle needs a hand.
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Even A Miracle Needs A Hand
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| South Park |
