Some people think it's in your genes
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Others find that view extreme
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Either way, like an old has-been
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You're finished now when you're fourteen
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The pressure's on - you're off the pace
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If agents aren't around your place
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Bidding for your fresh young face
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You ain't so hard to replace
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If you're not famous ar fourteen, you're finished
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At ten you join some theatre crew
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At eight you've been on T.V. too
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At three, he can't sing "Beaches" through?
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Book that kid more Gymbaroo!
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There ain't no scouts from A.F.L?
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There ain't no show reel! What the hell!?
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No T.V? Not even Foxtel!?
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Some people just can't raise kids well.
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It used to be at twenty-one
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Then at eighteen the curtain come
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But now at fourteen, look out son
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That fork in your arse means you're done
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If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
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| TISM |
