If its different, punch
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If its lager, lunch
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If it moves, root
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If it quacks, shoot
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If its mates, protect
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If its wife, neglect
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If its wages, bet
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If its vicious, pet
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If its American, ape
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If its a blonde, gape
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If its boobs, inflate
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If its V8, venerate
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Yahoooo!
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Yahoooo!
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If its sport, booze
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If its licence, lose
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If its engine, thrash
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If its buttcrack, flash
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If its the boys, lairin'
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If its women, no swearin'
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If its the footy trip, anaesthesia
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If its back home, amnesia
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If its party, newted
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If its bedroom, putrid
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If its foreplay, forgotten
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If its rockin', don't bother knockin'
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Yahoooo!
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Yahoooo!
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If its a party, fight
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If its winning, skite
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If its politics, right
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If its flatulence, light
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If its tabloid, believe it
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If its broadsheet, don't read it
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If its music, rock
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If its casino, flock
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Yob
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| TISM |
