Base jumping's for pussies
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Kick boxing's for thugs
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Jet skiers are morons,
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Weight lifters need drugs
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Abseiling is pointless
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Why climb up a wall?
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Only right wankers
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Play beach volleyball.
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The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
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is kissing my arse.
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Kiss my arse.
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Met a snowboarder
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Who wasn't a turd?
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Nah, neither have I
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The idea's absurd
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You get on a plank
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Slide down some slush
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Fall on your arse
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Say "Man, what a rush!"
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I turned on the telly
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I just went, like, "Whoa!"
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And used the remote
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To flick through the shows!
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I think I'll watch footy
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I know it's not x-treme
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But why take it to the max
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When you can take it to the mean?
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X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
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| TISM |
