I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
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I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
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I saw his body thrashing 'round
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I saw his pulse rate going down
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I saw him in convulsive throes
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I said "I'll have one of those"
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Hilary had, Hilary had
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Hilary had it in his veins
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Hilary had Everest in his veins
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Armstrong did moon, was not the same
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Heroes explore to give us hope
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River pushed back the envelope
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Drank the slab, drank the slab
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Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
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I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
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I injected some of Hendrix's junk
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I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
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Mama Cass' sandwich? I ate the same
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Now I'm bored, now I'm bored
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Now I'm bored and there's no stoppin'
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Now I'm bored and there's no stoppin'
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I need another celeb to fill a coffin
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Where will I get my next drug action?
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Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson
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I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
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I'm on the drug
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(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
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| TISM |
