God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity
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"We need more than product placement on R&B CDs
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Youth masses ain't workin, cut the Pope's budget back
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Get the youth demographic thinkin' Jesus ain't wack"
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"We need a teenage pop diva, a virgin sex-kitten
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Carnal knowledge innuendo immaculate conception
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Start a shrinking violet bedroom wannabe S Eleven
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Be bad girls be nasty and you will get to heaven."
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Jesus rocks tha' mic.
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"For our next apostle we need to go for cred
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Get a vegan greenie DJ with a shaven head
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He can rip off some old bluesman like a real techno vandal
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But tell everybody he's unfit to tie my sandals."
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It's time for the Messiah of Hardcore Christian Inc.
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Son, reverse your baseball cap, jerk your arms like Lancelot Link
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It's born-again stone phat bitch-ass boy fantasy religion
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Feed the holy moshpit Limp Bizkit communion.
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Honk If You Love Fred Durst
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| TISM |
