Come home tired, what a day I've had;
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News ain't good from Stalingrad -
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I been busy protecting the German race,
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So come on baby, defecate on my face.
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Chorus:
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C'mon baby, send it on down;
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Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
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There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
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So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.
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Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
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Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
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Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
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We have ways of making you poo.
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Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
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Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
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What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
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Then it's all over for my Third Reich.
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Defecate On My Face (Country Version)
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