I know it's just a figure of speech
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but if your breath and your clothes are bad
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your destined to teach
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I see the president
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I see Lincoln
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what the hell was 43% of this place thinking
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we watch the shuttle launch
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read J.D. Salinger
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I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger
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How- How- How- How- How- How-
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How did this loser get this job?
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check his references,
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that's all I'm saying
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I think my parents deserve more
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for what their paying
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he works till 3:00
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it's such a racket
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all you need are Dockers and
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a Members Only jacket
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How- How- How- How- How- How-
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How did this loser get this job?
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unprepared,
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drunk you swindle academe
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all you wanna do
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is wrestle with the football team
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pass out towels like communion
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you're protected by the kid molesters union
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How- How- How- How- How- How-
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How did this loser get this job?
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How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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| The Vandals |