You're built like R2D2 and you smell like Mr. Ed
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I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
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When I play Nintendo in Mortal Combat 2
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I punch Kitana in the face and I pretend it's you
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(chorus)
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I know you hate punk music and even though you say
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You listen to it every day I wish you'd go away
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Sex is not a weapon sex is not a toy you should buy a vibrator
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And bring yourself some joy
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'Cause never would I fuck you except if I were dead
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'Cause then I couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
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You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
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'Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
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(chorus x2)
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That big old space between your teeth is worse than Letterman's
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But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
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Sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
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So listen to me when I tell you go the fuck away
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The Vibrator Song
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| The Vandals |
