Hot step moms and surrogate dads
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It breaks my heart to see him so sad
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Lying alone in his room with a frown on
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Reruns show him what he's missing out on
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If life could be, like he sees it on TV
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He wouldn't have to hurt so bad
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Hurts so bad `cause
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It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama
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Traded back and forth til he turns 18
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It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma
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So he joins a family on the screen
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Can't you see? Too many parents leave
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Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe
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How they can think that he can take it
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It's all he can do to fake it
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Off for a weekend with real Dad but
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The only thing real is how real bad he
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Just wants his life to be black and white
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Those people never fight
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If he could Xerox a home from the talking picture box
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He wouldn't have to hurt so bad
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So he turns to TV for help and for guidance
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A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus
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Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool
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From Doogie he learned that he must go to school
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Three's Company taught him that just acting gay
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Could lower the actual rent he would pay
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Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor
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Could immortalize you and your double wide trailer
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Too Much Drama
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