There she stood
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she was a vision
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a picture of perfection
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so I made the big decision
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I'm going to talk to her
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I have to show to her it could be magic
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and then I got the nerve up
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So went over there
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she was a goddess
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I had to show to her I could be her Adonis
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At first sight I knew she was my destiny
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The first time the feeling has come over me
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Intimidation, feared rejection
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I need to make a love connection
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then the unexpected had occurred
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and then it happened
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and she spoke
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and it all just went to hell
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her personality quickly broke the spell
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so disillusioned
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and I came to the conclusion
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she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
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leaving me so unimpressed
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If she don't shut up
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I'm gonna throw up
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all over her shoes
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How could it be?
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That such a goddess would ever talk to me
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and make me nauseous
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All the things she said
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just echoed in my head
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I thought she was an angel,
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but it all was just misread
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Every word was terrible,
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and made it more unbearable
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and made me have to f-ing leave the room
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and it's all because she spoke
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tortured by her words
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such a pretty shithead
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that I wished I never heard
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Perfect on the outside
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but fucked up on the in
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how can god be so cruel?
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it's got to be a sin
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I had to plug my ears,
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until she disappears
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so I can cry - Waahh!
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and it's all because she spoke
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it all just went to hell
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her personality had quickly broke the spell
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so disillusioned
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that I came to the conclusion
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she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
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leaving me so unimpressed
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'Cause I was destined to learn my lesson
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and I learned it well it's
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Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
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Never fall in love till you go through her purse
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Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
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And I should know
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(But Then) She Spoke
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| The Vandals |
