With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
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and follow my dreams and to face
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a life of delusion and gender confusion
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no longer will be the case
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I never wanted army men of basketballs,
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I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
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And dressing up in mother's clothing.
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My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
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It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
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Now that's a ghost of Christmas past
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Now it feels like the very first time,
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cuz it's going to be the very first time,
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that Christmas feels right to me.
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And I know that I'm looking good
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Just like a real girl should-
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It's my first Christmas as a woman
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A doctor reconstructed my genitals
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And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
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for a guy who could love a girl like me.
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I took the hormones and I got my breasts
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This season's gonna be the best to me.
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I won't have to tuck it behind me
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Since I got my brand new vagina
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It's my first Christmas as a woman.
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Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
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My penis, chop it off
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It's no use to me.
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Cut it off!
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Chop it off! Chop it off!
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My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
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A Woman...
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Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal
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to be a post operation transsexual.
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now I'm a pretty lady
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Now it feels like the very first time,
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cuz it's going to be the very first time,
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that Christmas feels right to me.
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Cuz I know that I'm looking good
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Just like a real girl should-
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It's my first Christmas as a woman
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My First Christmas As A Woman
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| The Vandals |
