The city council met last night the vote was one to six
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Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith"
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The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen
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She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen
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They said no, they said no way.
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Not in my Back yard he can not stay
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That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
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If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
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G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender
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He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders
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But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners
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we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys"
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They said no, they said no way.
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Not in my Back yard he can not stay
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That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
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If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
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A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can
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but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man?
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Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify
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So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die
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They said no, they said no way.
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Not in my Back yard he can not stay
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That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
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If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
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N. I. M. B. Y.
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| The Vandals |
