This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
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Everything this year's been a disaster
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But I won't let it bother me at all
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Nothing's going to bring me down,
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It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
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I'm going to stand my happy ground.
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I refuse to let my family make me crazy
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I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
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I'll ignore the shitty weather
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Cuz what counts is we're together
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Loving, safe and sound
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Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
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Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen)
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And If you try to ruin my holiday-
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I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year.
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The turkey might have made the children vomit
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The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
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But I will grin and bear it
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and this nightmare we will share it
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Till I get my only wish- it's
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Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
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No act of God or family fight
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Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
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I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
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You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh
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This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
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Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
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And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self
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But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
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like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves.
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Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
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Not this year I won't let that be the case
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And If you try and ruin my holiday-
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I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face.
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Understand me
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This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
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Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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| The Vandals |
