hello..no one could get to the phone right now, so for your convenience, you're call is being answered automatically.
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but if this is you, you can suck my dick.
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if this is my boss, fuck you i quit.
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if you're the girl, you aint worth shit
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and if this is school (cough, cough) i'm really sick!
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but if this is gramma
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im so sorry i missed your call.
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ill see you on sunday.
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goodbye and i love you.
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but if this is you you can suck my dick.
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if this is my boss, fuck you i quit.
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everyone else you can do the same.
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don't leave a message unless your fucking lame. (grandma babbles)
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Phone Machine
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