[Guy:]</i> Do you love me baby?
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[Girl:]</i> Yes
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[Guy:]</i> Well how much do you love me?
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[Girl:]</i> A whole bunch
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[Guy:]</i> Well how much is a whole bunch?
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[Girl:]</i> Well I don't know
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[Guy:]</i> This much?
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[ SLAP ]
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Don't say sorry
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or call her baby
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and if she wants to go out
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say, "Maybe"
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Never let her get the upper hand
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A woman can't respect a weak man
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And if she talks back
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You just have to slap her down
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Give her that slap of love
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It will keep her coming around
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So she ran out?
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Let her pout!
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She just went down to the store
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You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
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when she comes through that door
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She loves that stinging pain
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And she knows you'll have to do it again
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And if she talks back
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You just have to slap her down
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Give her that slap of love
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It will keep her coming around
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Don't feel sorry
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That's a mistake
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The biggest one you'll ever make
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I wouldn't trust her
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as far as I could throw her
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You might love her
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but you don't know her
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Show her your love with a slap
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You know that she will come back
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Now your looking at the rings on your hand
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And your feeling like a hell of a man
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The woman now knows her place
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I can see it in her rosy face
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And if she talks back
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You just have to slap her down
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Give her that slap of love
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It will keep her coming around
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Show her your love with a slap
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Slap Of Love
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| The Vandals |
