Stop, pretending you're even having fun
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You just stand there looking dumb
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and bored with your thumb in your ass:
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you're better than that.
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For once in your life, before you retire
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be the leader of the choir set your pubic hair
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on fire just because,
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you feel like it
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[Chorus:]
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Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!
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This shit could never be too loud for me
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Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started...
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Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.
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Oh boy is this great!
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Don't hesitate rub your feces like an ape,
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and finally celebrate- just because.
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Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal cuz with tap shoes and a girdle,
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dreams really can come true:
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you're living proof
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[Chorus:]
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Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!
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This shit could never be too loud for me
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Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started:
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Yeah, we're only getting started...
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Participate, it's the end of the wait, show up late, masturbate,
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tell your date you're in shape- though you're not.
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Take off your shirt, eat a fistful of dirt, and never learn get sunburn,
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cuz it looks good on you.
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[Chorus:]
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Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!
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This shit could never be too loud for me
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Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started:
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Yeah, we're only getting started...<i>[x2]
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Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.
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4,3,2,1,0,-1
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| The Vandals |
