With 800 pounds on 18 wheels
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After 800 miles you know how it feels
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To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
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To see if it's still there
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Well it's one more load to one more town
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Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
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Lord knows they all look the same
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So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
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Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
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And my map and phonebook were a blur
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But I had a girl and a job to do
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Or was that job and a girl to do?
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I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
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I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
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Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
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I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
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But I can't remember which to save to save my life
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With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
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Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
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Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
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Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
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Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
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Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
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Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
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Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
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Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
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But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
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Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
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Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
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Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
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Well, all I know is if I recall-
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She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
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And prettier than a catfish
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With its nose up against the dam
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Without a girl and some time to kill I ran some baby food to Gerberville
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And took some airplane parts to Wilbur in Oreville
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Now that can't be Wright
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Well it's one more load one more town
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Only problem is they're all startin' to sound a bit similar
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Lord knows they all look the same
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Susanville
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The Vandals |