Anti-log can¡¯t be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo.
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I whistle Koji Kondo while you listen to techno.
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I never played a game that I can¡¯t defeat.
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Got Nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat.
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You never stood a chance and you know that you¡¯re whack son.
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I¡¯m the first person to TKO Tyson.
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Sign up for lessons, I get paid by the hour.
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I should be a consultant for Nintendo Power.
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I be throwing words of God, driven heathens away, gawt!
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I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot.
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Ice climbing, grabbing carrots,
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Perfect timing, no demerits.
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Bitch I¡¯m a natural,
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Actual factual.
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I see you at the arcade,
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You gettin' played.
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Name the game, the time, the place,
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I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch!
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You came in boasting, now you¡¯re crawling away.
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You felt the wrath of the Le-Frost, Deep Blue aka.
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I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters.
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Won a high score on this game? Just place your order.
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See my initials on the screen, they be S-T-D.
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You can beat that game, but you can¡¯t beat me.
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'Cause I¡¯m an old school fool and you know I¡¯m cool,
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Because I skate all day in a backyard pool.
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I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air,
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And did a big old grab while they sat and stared.
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I can beat Shadowgate in 22 minutes
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Without ever kicking the bucket once.
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I can kick anybody's butt in MKIII
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And that goes for all you chumps.
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I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey
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And straight up conquer Ninja Gaiden II.
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I¡¯m the master of 2-D fighting games
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And you a Tetris playing fool.
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I can kill Rygar in ten to twelve hits,
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Because I know how to build my tone.
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Don¡¯t need no password for Castlevania 2
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Because I¡¯m straight falling into the zone.
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Get all the items I need, while I¡¯m smoking some weed
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Because it¡¯s all second nature to me.
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Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star
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And grab the talisman; follow my lead.
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Mario III
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