Shake your body as you move across the dance floor.
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I'm hot and bothered while you're shakin' on your groove thang.
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Your Jerry-curl juice is making me slip and slide.
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I did the hustle and I almost took a dive.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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On the dance floor.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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On the dance floor.
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You take me home and you're looking to make a score.
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You left the grease on the handle of my door.
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Just wait a minute 'til I get out the plastic sheets
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And use the oil of your head to cook something to eat.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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In the bedroom.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice.
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Woke up this afternoon with morning wood.
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Put on my leopard thong 'cause I thought I should.
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By the time this night's over, I'll bag a ho or six
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And bring 'em back to my pad and give 'em a fat dick.
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Doin' the nasty in my leather hot suit,
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Hos say I look cute,
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But if they knew me, they'd puke.
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'Cause I'm a dirty old man
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Of the slimeball type.
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I feed them all kind of lies
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About how I'm Mr. Right, bitch.
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So now if I dump this mirror, I'm gettin' all fixed up.
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Fresh can of Afro Sheen gettin' my ass lubed up,
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And a jar of vaseline in a great big tub,
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Puttin' chalk on my teeth and ain't wearin' a rubber.
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She thinks I'm the love of her life, what she wants, cause
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She'll never remember how long my shlong was.
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'Cause roofies be coatin' the inner rim of her wine glass.
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I thought I had it made until she turned to kick my ass.
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice...
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[Oh hell no!
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You be coming up to me with yo greasy ass hair all up in my grill!
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Shit, who the heck do you think you are?!
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Shit, you all fuckin' jockin' my ass and shit!
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There ain't no way you gonna get in my pants with your greasy ass do.
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I wouldn't even go out with you if you drove a Bentley!
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Hell naw!]
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Jerry juice, Jerry juice...
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Jerry Juice
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| 8-Bit |
