Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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I need a can of beer.
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I need it right now.
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I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle.
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But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my case,
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Telling me that I need an ID to get some booze in this place.
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I get out of there, go to 6th and Alvarado.
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See a guy standing by, pull over and I spot him.
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At sixty, I say twenty.
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Give 'em thirty,
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Yeah, it's money.
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Original stock, DMV can't stop that.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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I tried to get into El Tropico's
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So I could see some girlies take their clothes off,
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But Crazee threw me out.
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I snuck around the back door
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And slipped Hector a twenty.
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He ordered watered-down drafts
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And payed a dollar for a honey.
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After I proceeded to get tore the hell up,
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I grabbed a mic and began to MC.
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The whole place was jumpin' and boppin',
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"Who the fuck is Anti-log?"
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All up in the place,
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So get the hell out of my face.
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L-E-F-R-O-S-T,
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Model number X5673.
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Go into the gas station to get some cigarettes,
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Camel Wide Lights hard-packed, to be exact.
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You want a passport, bitch?!
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I got a laser gun.
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You wanna stop me?
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Well, you better run!
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Gettin' so jealous of my infinite lifespan.
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Step on up, I'll throw your ass in a fryin' pan.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Gettin' drunk off Tecate,
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That a human-bot mixed.
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Chillin' in the casino
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'Cause they forgot to card me.
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Now when they'll get me on my way out,
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If they knew I was a robot,
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They be like, "Get out and stay out!"
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I'm paid out my robotic ass
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For calculating the odds of roulette and craps,
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And now I'm making the rounds
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Slapping bitches on the ass.
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If worst comes to worst,
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I'll teleport back to my pad and crash.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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Robots don't got no driver's license,
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So we gotta get fake IDs.
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I-Deez
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| 8-Bit |
