I used to go to all the parties
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And make love to all the beautiful ladies
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And I'd eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra grease when I was hungry
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And drink Windex coladas until my skin turned blue
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But now, the times they are changing
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My lifestyle, it is rearranging
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For debauchery may be fun and entertaining
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But it is also very bad for you
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Do you know how many diseases you can get
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Making love to someone who has not had all their tests
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So nowadays I am celebate
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And I wear a condom in case I have dirty thoughts
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I never drive my car past the speed limit
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And I alway wear my seatbelt when I am in it
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I traded my Lambourghini for a Honda Civic
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Because it is more fuel efficient and practical
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Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh
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Being boring is the way to go
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Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh
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Having fun is bad for you
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I can no longer smoke my cigarettes
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Because I found that they are a major cause of death
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The tar and nicotine have not killed me yet
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But if I got pregnant, it could hurt my baby
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I used to love my swarthy complexion
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I tanned myself to perfection
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But the sun can give you a cancerous infection
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So now I am white and pasty and I never leave the house
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I used to eat like there was no tomorrow
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But then I found cholesteral is full of sorrow
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The last thing I want to do is to have to borrow
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Somebody else's heart because mine is full of fatty deposits
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Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh
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Being boring is the way to go
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Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh
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Having fun is bad for you
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Having fun is bad for you
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Having Fun Is Bad For You
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| The Arrogant Worms |
