When you hear that I'm a cowboy and I work the cattle trail
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You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough)
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But the trail's worn me down, I don't wanna hang around
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I've just about had enough (had enough)
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You see, I like a cup of espresso
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And I like to read my People magazine
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I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs
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And say they don't like that shade of green
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Oh no, it's true
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I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
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Oh no, it's kinda strange
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I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range
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Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet
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But they all eat their brown beans from the can
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They all have to smoke about six packs a day
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You'd think they was the Marlboro Man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)
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And they don't like to go to see the opera
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On Friday nights when they get paid
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And they don't help me bring in the hanging plants
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Every time there's a Native American raid
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Oh no, it's true
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I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
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Oh no, it's kinda strange
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I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range
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Cowboy life sure is different these days. Why brand yer cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks and bushwhacks any more. Besides, we're all switchin' over to eatin' salt-reduced tofu jerky. And if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin' an effective sunblock.
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Oh no, it's true
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I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
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Oh no, it's kinda strange
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I'm the last sensitive cowboy on...
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Oh no, it's true
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I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
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Oh no, it's kinda strange
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I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range
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The Last Sensitive Cowboy
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| The Arrogant Worms |
