When Christmas rolls around Santa's in his shop
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Managing his elves and trying to cut costs
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His plant is out of date, it needs modernization
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He has quite a large debt accumulation
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Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap
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You would not believe the bills for the heat
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Santa stands to lose everything he owns
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If he defaults on yet another of his loans
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Things are looking bad for Santa
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He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts
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Things are looking bad for Santa
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If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce
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He hires an accountant to come and advise
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The accountant says that he has been unwise
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Even if the costs were cut down drastically
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It's still hard to make money giving things away for free
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Santa Claus decides to wipe the slate clean
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Lays off half the elves and buys modern machines
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Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock
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He gets a lot for Rudolf from Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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Things are looking bad for Santa
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He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing
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Things are looking bad for Santa
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Misses Claus has left him and the elves are picketing
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Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go!
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Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! (He's gotta go!)
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Santa's had enough, he locks the elves outside
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Butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides
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Sells his shop to Disney and leaves the north pole
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To go find cheaper labour down in Mexico
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Feliz Navidad (Ho Ho Ho )
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Feliz Navidad (Ho Ho Ho )
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Feliz Navidad, la la la bamba, Feliz Navidad (Another margarita, senorita)
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Feliz Navidad (Have you been a good girl this year?)
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Feliz Navidad (Here's a couple of extra pesos)
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Feliz Navidad, la la la bamba, Feliz Navidad
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Ho ho ho!
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Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
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| The Arrogant Worms |
