I bought a ticket to Austrailia, for my holidays,
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Got my boarding pass, found out at last,
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That I was seated in the middle of the row.
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The buisness man beside me smelled like Old Spice, and Gin.
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The lady to my left was talkin bout her grandchildren.
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Two kids behind me were screamin for their mum.
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She was screamin back,
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"Wonder how come?"
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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By the time I land I'll be insane.
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My legs are startin to go numb, and,
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I just wanna kill someone.
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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Bladders full, my back's a pain,
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Next time I have somewhere to go,
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Think I'll ride my bicycle.
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I can't go to sleep, cuz the pillow's too damn awkward,
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So I try to watch the movie, but it starred Kevin Costner.
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Earphones hurt my head, and the reading lamp was dead,
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Then the pilot said "Turbulence is on the way."
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My food try was now on my lap,
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The old lady beside me had a heart attack,
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Children screamed so loud I thought my skull would crack,
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Buisness man turned blue, blew up on my back!
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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Time I land I'll be insane,
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My legs are startin to go numb, and,
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I just wanna kill someone!
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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Bladders full, my back's a pain
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Next time I have somewhere to go,
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Think I'll just rent the video!
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After seven hours I can take no more.
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So I try to open the Emergency door,
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But the flight attendant, tackled me to the floor,
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She said "Go back to your seat dear."
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I said "I'd rather get off here."
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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I think I am now insane,
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My legs are both completely numb, and,
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I want to kill everyone!
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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Bladder's full, my back's a pain.
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The next time I get Wonderlust,
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I think that I'll just take the bus.
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
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Got the worst seat on the plane,
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Gottheworstseatontheplane!
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I got the worst seat on the plane (Yeah!)
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Got the worst seat on the plane (Yeah!)
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Fellas I got the worstseatonthepla-a-ane!
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The Worst Seat On The Plane
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| The Arrogant Worms |
