My father was a lawyer, mom's at university
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My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D.
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My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky
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But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy
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He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
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H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke
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Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky
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But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy
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They said that I'm not qualified to be on the TV
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Don't know Celsius from Fahrenheit so I just say degrees
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I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies
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And end up being right more than the guy on channel five
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He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
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He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke
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Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky
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But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy
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On Saturdays I must be out of bed by five A.M.
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Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens
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Greeting all the viewers with a "Hi-hi-hip-hello!"
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'Cause it's the day I have to host a kiddie cartoon show
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He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock
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He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog
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Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry
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He's a lousy clown but a good TV weather guy
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They said that I'm not cute enough to be an anchorman
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Not tough enough for sports and for the arts I was too bland
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But I know that some day I will reach my TV goal
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When I guest star on Baywatch or 90210
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'Til then I'll smile at the camera and tell a little joke
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He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke
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He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys
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But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy
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He's got a steady income as a TV weather guy!
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TV Weather Guy
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