I used to talk about politics, politics, politics,
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I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.
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I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism
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I used to talk about those isms but now I'm a dad
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And all I talk about is baby poo
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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I used to rant about traffic problems,
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fender benders, stupid signs
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I used to fear an accident
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But now I stay at home
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And talk about:
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
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Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard
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Sometimes it's like melted crayon
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Sometimes it just smells like POO
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I used to talk about philosophy,
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Kafka, Descartes, Socrates
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I used to think metaphysically
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But now I think the world evolves around:
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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Sometimes it feels just like stucko
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Sometimes it feels like jello pudding
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Sometimes it's like avocado
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Sometimes she just pees on me
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I used to be real int'resting
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Discussing isues of the day
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But now I call up my MP
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And tell her all about my baby poo
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo
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Baby poo, baby poo
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All I talk about is baby poo(x2)
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Baby Poo
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| The Arrogant Worms |
