Let me tell you a story about scary Ned
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Scariest guy to ever wet a bed
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He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head
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But they weren't his
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He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish
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He said that they bothered him, they weren't his favorite dish
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Then he'd go down to the highway and pretend that he was dead
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That just the way he was, creepy scary Ned
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Ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned
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Ned loved Halloween cuz he didn't need a mask
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He'd steal the children's candy, he didn't even ask
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He'd sit right down in front of them and then he'd start to eat
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He'd tell them they were better off cuz that stuff can rot your teeth
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Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned
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A strange glow would come from his place late into the night
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He'd watch T.V. 'til the dawn, you know that ain't right
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If he started to get tired he'd rub sauerkraut on his head
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That's just the kind of guy he was, good old scary Ned
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Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned
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He had a face his mother didn't love
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When people saw on the street they often said "Uughh!"
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Sometimes late at night he'd walk alone
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He'd be reciting stuff
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Bad sounding stuff
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Icky awful stuff
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But when you got to know him, he weren't so bad
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Ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned
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Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned
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Ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned [this repeats to end over talking- K]
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He's pretty scary
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Scary Ned
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Really scary
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Scary Ned
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He's scary
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Hence the name
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Scary Ned
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I saw him yesterday
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He said "Hi"
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I got scared
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'Cause he's
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Scary Ned
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If he weren't scary
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I supposed he'd be called
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Like, Happy Ned
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And who wants to hear a song about
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Happy Ned (Happy Ned)
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Scary Ned
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| The Arrogant Worms |
