Well my name is mc and I'm here to say
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I rock the mic with asbestos all up in yer face
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Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane
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Watch me think up a phrase then put my spit on display
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I aint even begun to begin
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I get up on the microphone and make fun of yer friends
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I'm like black thought cuz I got your twenties and tens
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like your bittie won't go down on me in the back of yer benz
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snap off her bra while she kicks off her keds
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put her butt on the bazooka tubes, and suck on her neck
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and when I'm done yo yer momma is next,
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stackin ho's like government checks
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gotta go like I'm sever and ecks
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Whack mc's like butterfly effect
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Yo they came and they went all they money is spent like the rent
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All my money's in the pockets of kids that's why I rockin this shit
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Lickety split
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I read variety
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Your box office receipts
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Are motherfuckin' weak
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Ya got nothing to say
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You shouldn't fuckin' speak
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I read variety
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Your box office receipts
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Are motherfuckin' weak
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Ya got nothing to say
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You shouldn't fuckin' speak
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I got my mind on my money and the rest in escro
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Missles on my wrist like my name was Destro
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I'm whiter than your ipod head phones
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Name is mcchris so let's go
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let's go
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I got more rhymes than than old dirty got cradles
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And I got more bitches than maddonas got dreidles
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When it comes to kickin ass on cable I am more than able
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But I kick it up a notch on kareoke turntables
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Never mind the lyrics I know that you can hear it
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Got the mononoke spirit when you quote it back so fearless
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Fuckin shit will come near it: an mc/fan endearment
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Save it like it's ferris in a trademark disappearance
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You can't beat it like coat hangers once used by mommy dearest
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But you run home and you blast it till you know yer hard of hearing
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Wanna be in the know gotta crack the code
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Ghetto blasted by bad kids across the globe cuz I can flow
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I got beats galore got rhymes for days
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Got nothin' but a hundred hurricanes in my way
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AKA people saying quiet down and behave
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Fucking lame like the mother fucking trucker hat craze
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I read variety
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Your box office receipts
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Are mother fucking weak
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You got nothing to say
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You shouldn't fuckin' speak
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I read variety
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Your box office receipts
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Are mother fucking weak
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You got nothing to say
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You shouldn't fuckin' speak
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Variety
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| MC Chris |
