Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly
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Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly
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Fuck Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chilly
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MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly
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I don't smoke blunts
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'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie
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I hock a loogie, spit it out
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Then hit the hoochie
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I'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy
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It's my duty to get loopy
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On the Buddha like it's bootie
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I smoke fields
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I cold cock craps
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I smoke peels
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Smoke Robe cough drops
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I smoke if it's green
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I smoke Monopoly homes
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It spices up my life
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When the monotony drones
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I smoke bags
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Smoke bails
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Smoke 'till I see trails
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Only time I put it down
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Is when I see a female
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Just a minor detail
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That will usualy pass
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I'll hit that ass
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Hit that glass packed
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tight with the grass
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I smoke Widow
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I smoke Kermit
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I smoke the weed
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'Til it makes me vermit
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I vote third party
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That's code for get high
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Pass the Yoshi
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To the left hand side
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Smokey doesn't like me
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'Cause I burn up his trees
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I smoke more sesame seeds
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Than I was Mayor McCheese
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I'm just a cancer ridden MC
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Seekin' pain relief
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Pass the marijuana
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Hit, hold in, release
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Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly
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Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly
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Fuck Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chilly
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MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly
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I'll scrape your bong
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Steal roaches from your ashtray
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I'll rent nice dreams
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I'll rent Half Baked
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I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes
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Because they taste great
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Only leads to cat naps
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Doesn't lead to date rape
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Light the incense
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Turn on the blacklight
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Steady stressin'
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Let's get stoned like stalactites
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Break it out, break it up
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Pack it the bag pipes
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Get on the PC
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Play a little Half-Life
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I hit the Apple
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And ended up at Applebee's
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Went to Wendy's
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Went to Denny's
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Went to Mickey D's
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I went to Crystal
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Went to Castle
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Went where I pleased
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Ate more meat and cheese
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Than Mr. Dom Delouise
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I slept all day
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And I got nothing accomplished
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Just being honest
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I get paranoid and nautious
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I get obnoxious
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It's not comin' at a constant
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It's a pipe
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Not a pulpit
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Pass it on
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Or get accosted
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Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly
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Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly
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Fuck Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chilly
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MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly
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Toothpick Spliffs
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| MC Chris |
