Way back college boy asked to a high school dance
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Couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants
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Didn't know what to do, mc feelin' blue
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Till my best friend said that the red would get me through
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Went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box
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In a second hand suit, bow tie, I'm a fox
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In a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
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Down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat
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Room starts to turn like cheese
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My tummy starts to churn like grease
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On my knees like a rug burn beast
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Like an intern tease with a yeast (infection)
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All the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu
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Think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
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Ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped
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She don't know I'm on a robotussin trip
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In the back two girls going stag fat asses
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I demand from the date her sunglasses
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Do a drop roll out the car like Axl
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I need an angel, I need some fuckin' Advil
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I got a buzz bigger than a beehive
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Cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside
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The tussin, the tussin
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Put it down like it was nothin'
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Robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'
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No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin'
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Just love for a drug called robotussin
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[x2]
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Way back college boy, live on eleventh floor
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Head out my window, wonder what I'm living for
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Knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
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With the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck
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Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin
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All he's got is snot and a box full of ludens
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Tell him bout the tussin, we're hatin' ho hustlin'
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Interupting discussions about Reaganomic reprocussions
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Fuck 'em, we're fuckin' chugaluggin
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Soon my stomach I'm huggin' I'm trippin' or something
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My coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon
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You could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon
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Frankly, the feeling's fuckin' fantastic
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I'm tripping like Jesus in the desert when he fasted
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Like it's the night before we all get drafted
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Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
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(Like you're on epcot center on acid?) Exactly.
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The tussin, the tussin
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Put it down like it was nothin'
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Robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'
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No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin'
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Just love for a drug called robotussin
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[x2]
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The tussin, the tussin
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[x3]
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Robotussin
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The tussin, the tussin
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[x3]
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Robotussin
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The Tussin (Robotussin)
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| MC Chris |
