Beer I love it I guzzle it down
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And dope I smoke it pound for pound
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And girls I love them but they can't be found
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Cause they're throwin' curve balls from the pitchers mound
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Cheese steaks I eat them when my hungers fierce
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I love my girl who's tongue is pierced
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Every Thursday at eight my family would watch Cheers
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Imagine people drinkin' beers watchin' people drinkin' beers
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Alcohol is evil foot and mouth introducer
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Like a thread in a needle it's a sexual seducer
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Name is mc chris mc bucks is my producer
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Keep your bum away from mr. motor cause he might goose her
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Wild turkey til the rooster Mamoosa in the mornin'
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doing shots like goose tonight well one is what your formin'?
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Cause your stomach needs some pumpin', liver needs some lovin'
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And your girls needs a johnson that's worthy of shovin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
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I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life
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Gin and tonic rather than the chronic
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Watch the bubbles fizzle it's kinda hypnotic
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If beer was water you know I'd be an aquatic
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Beer makes you transform cause beer is robotic
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Enough about it or have I said too little
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Take my beer away from me and play monkey in the middle
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I kid you not you'll be eatin' snot
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If you fool with my brews or partake in my pot
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Without askin' don't be robbin'
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we like Baskin Or else I'll be sobbin'
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throwin' punches while I'm hob knobbin'
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a one way ticket on me to John Hopkins
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I'm stockin' my cellar with liquor propellers
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So me and the fellas drink two and burp like hella
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A melon that's throbin' come mornin' time
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I'm in another fat pickle from drinkin' and rhymin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin
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Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
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I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life
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Know what I mean break it down baby
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
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I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River don't leave me hangin'
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I need a cold one to keep the cool kids keep the cool kids bangin'
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Whiskey River
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| MC Chris |
