Kid:mc, can I have your autograph? mc: Sure kid. I'm in a real hurry. What's your name? Kid: It's Mikey. mc: ok, Mikey. Mikey:mc, I hope I have a real high voice like you someday.
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WhatĄŻs my name? mc
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And what do I do? Rap.
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M.D.ĄŻs screaming need 50 ccĄŻs of mc stat.
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E.R. staff be freakinĄŻ like mariah on the rag.
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mc chris squeezinĄŻ contents out of tiny plastic bags.
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itĄŻs like hypnotizinĄŻ Aizen gettinĄŻ digits on the pad.
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legs seperate like hyphens because mcĄŻs still the mack.
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identify the items by the bar code on the tag.
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identify the rapper cuz heĄŻs knee deep in the vag.
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I got my glocks cocked,
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I got my nineĄŻs primed,
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I got my crosshairs locked on kelly lebrockĄŻs behind,
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I got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind,
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I got more rhyme than shel silverstein and shakespeare combined.
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(Chorus)
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I sound like a ten year old
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or so IĄŻve been told,
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but you donĄŻt need a voice thatĄŻs low to make the microphone gold.
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otherĄŻs claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis,
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so wontĄŽcha kick it with the mc with the voice thatĄŻs the highest.
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(higher voice)I said,I sound like a ten year old
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or so IĄŻve been told,
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but you donĄŻt need a voice thatĄŻs low to make the microphone gold.
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otherĄŻs claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis,
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so wontĄŽcha kick it with the mc with the voice thatĄŻs the highest.
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so come on.
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mc: here ya go kid. Mikey:mc, one more thing. mc: Come on I gotta get onstage. Mikey: I got a question. mc: What is it? Mikey: How'd you get to be such a big star? mc: Well, I'm a pretty good fuckin' rapper.
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whatĄŻs my name? mc.
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and what do I do? rock.
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IĄŻm intimidating jocks
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and inseminating socks,
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IĄŻm infiltrating flocks of fembots,
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high off that hemlock,
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mud wrestling bittie buttocks like ox.
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letĄŻs knock chucks cuz we canĄŻt afford boots.
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letĄŻs get high aka pull tubes.
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donĄŻt ask why, just let it all loose,
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watch this mike get abused,
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watch me change your attitude.
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call me gavin, IĄŻm the captain of this carnival cruise.
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kathy lee lets me rub my dick on her boobs.
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seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a manĄŻs muse,
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all mc needs is just a bucket of booze.
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watch me, blow a load on your butt tattoo,
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watch me, come back for seconds like itĄŻs chinese food.
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no one can hear you scream, cuz itĄŻs a soundproof room.
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IĄŻm done, get the fuck out, send in number two!
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repeat chorus
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Mikey: Um, mc. I got one more question for you. mc:Eh, what is it kid? I gotta get onstage. Mikey:Um, will you be my daddy? mc: Yeah, I'll be your daddy. Get in the van.
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whatĄŻs my name? mc.
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and what do I do? roll.
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IĄŻm all up in that shit like itĄŻs fuckin camel toe.
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olsen twins on my dick like itĄŻs a stripper pole.
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if youĄŻre hooked on the shit, my middle name is methadone.
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so, letĄŻs do this quick so no one will ever know.
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mc nice got more ice than a fuckinĄŻ eskimo.
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heĄŻs not whack nickleback singing songs for michelobe.
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jigga man, why you treat me like animal?
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at the mall, at the park, rollerink, backyard,
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soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard.
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I weigh a buck fiddy, stand 5.5,
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and when I muff dive, you see the fuckin fur fly.
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donĄŻt own a celly, my sneakers is my ride,
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been disgraced, demoted, I been denied.
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all my fan mail says someday that IĄŻll get signed.
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mc chris, lower case, no dots, rewind.
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repeat chorus
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Ten Year Old
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