[Geek:] ...economics, I love economics...
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[Bully:] HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?
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[Geek:] I'm gonna go home!
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[Bully:] Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
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[Geek:] School's over. I wanna go--
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[Bully:] I got some recollections I want to share with you.
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[Geek:] Oh, recollections on what?
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[Bully:] Let me think back on how many of your family members' CUNTS I've licked today!
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[Geek:] Oh, how offensive!
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[Bully:] Let's see, your SISTER...
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[Geek:] Oh!
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[Bully:] ...your MOTHER...
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[Geek:] Not my mother!
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[Bully:] ...Your GRANDMOTHER...
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[Geek:] My grandmother?
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[Bully:] I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER...
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[Geek:] Oh, you wouldn't!
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[Bully:] Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!
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[Geek:] Oh, that's gross!
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[Bully:] HAHAHAHAHA
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[Geek:] HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?
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[Bully:] Oh my God! Aah!
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[Geek:] I bought this gun at lunch!!
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Bully Oh my God!
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[Geek:] And now I am pointing it right at your face!! I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!! And I'm not gonna take it anymore!!
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[Bully:] Please! Please! I...I...looking at your gun, I...I'm rethinking all of my bullyism...and I...uh...I just think if I were to get a second chance...
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[Geek:] You can't get a second chance!! You are way too mean, and therefore, you deserve to get capped!! I am pulling back the...thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!
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[Bully:] The hammer?
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[Geek:] NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!!
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[Bully:] OH MY GOD! YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH! OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!
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[Geek:] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
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[Bully:] AAH! OW! I'm dying...dying.
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[Geek:] Wait a minute, what have I done? [cries] I'm sorry...who will I talk to now? What have I done...what have I done?
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The Hammer (Skit)
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| MC Chris |
