way back college boy asked to a high school dance
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couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
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didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,
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til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
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went to the drew with my crew, adults only box,
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in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.
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in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
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down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
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room starts to turn like cheese,
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my tummy starts to churn like grease,
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on my knees like a rug burn beast
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like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
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all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
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think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
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ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
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she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.
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in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
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i demand from the date her sunglasses.
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do a drop roll out the car like axel.
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I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
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I got a buzz bigger than a behive
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cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside
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chorus
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the tussin, the tussin
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put it down like it was nothing
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robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
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no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
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just love for a drug called robotussin
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way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
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head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.
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knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
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with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.
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Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
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all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.
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Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
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interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
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Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
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soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
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my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
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you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
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frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
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I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
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Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
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Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
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Like you're at epcot center on acid? Exactly.
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chorus
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Robotussin
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| MC Chris |
