I got an allergy for every pedigree
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So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
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But yo, he's hard to please
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He's always gotta pee
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But he nevers sips a drip
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This chip is playin' me
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The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
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He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
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He plays the ho's
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Instead of playing fetch with me
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He sniffs the toes of
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Tiffany and Stefanie
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That brings up Emily
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She was my latest squeeze
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Robot dog stole that girl
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Right out from under me
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Sometimes I wonder why
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I supply the energy
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To my mortal enemy
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That should be a best friend to me
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Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tummy navel
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Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
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Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal
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I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
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Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker
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Say, turn him off
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Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker
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Say, turn him off
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He never pays the rent
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He kicks me out of bed
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I'm the pissed submissive
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He's the fuckin' dominance
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And it's been really tense
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I'm feiging impotence
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I got a robot dog
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And haven't gotten any since
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All my pals are fuckin'
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Meloncholy malcontents
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From Malcom In The Middle
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To Malcom X
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He eats filet migon
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I'm eating fuckin' Alphabits
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And the motherfucker just left me
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The consanants
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I hold his leash while
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He gets all the compliments
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He gets more attention than
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A one eyed elephant
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He's in the club
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I'm in my car
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Out of my element
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In a Honda Element
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Feeling irrelelvent
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But it's on like it's Vaugh comma Vince
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I wanna be gone like I'm
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Jon Favreau havin' a fit
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He's surrounded by chicks
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Rubbing their D cup tits
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I flip the toilet lid
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Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids
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Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tummy navel
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Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
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Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal
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I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
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Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker
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Say, turn him off
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Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker
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Say, turn him off
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Robot Dog
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| MC Chris |
