[Intro]
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Thanks for choosing Arby's.
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Would you like to try one of our brand new toasted subs?
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That's right, Arby's now has toasted subs.
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Would you like to try our brand new jalapeAˇľo bites with bronco berry sauce?
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That's right, we now have jalapeAˇľo bites with bronco berry sauce.
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Your total is five dollars and... thirty... seven cents. Please pull around.
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We're like two cakes, two potato cakes
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We're like two cakes, two potato cakes
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We're like two cakes, two potato cakes
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We're like two cakes, two cakes
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She not allergic to nerd urgin but she's shy to serve it
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I'm so bitter 'bout shit, she gives me a lift and I'm nervous
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See we both work at Arby's but in separate sections
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And she doesn't know I like her, that she gives me erections
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She's up at the counter, I'm in the hole in the back
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Taking orders, making change, putting toys in the bags
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We smoke buttes on occasion, and I really can't stand it
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But she's from another planet so I deal like I'm Gambit
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Smoke breaks are like dates, so I don't mind the coughin'
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But I'd rather get blazed with the cook in the walk-in
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But I feel like I'm stalkin, I can tell she's uneasy
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Not appeasing to be creepin' so I still hold her cheesy
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At the end of the night, I'm sure to ask for a ride
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Been a really long day, I feel like dying inside
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Feel like driving all night, home life's kind of fucked
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Never dropped me off, never rolled the window up
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What?
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We're like two cakes (we're like two cakes), two cakes, two potato cakes (two cakes, two cakes)
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We're like two cakes (we're like two cakes), two cakes, two potato cakes (two cakes)
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We're like two cakes (we're like two cakes), two cakes, two potato cakes (two cakes, two cakes)
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We're like two cakes (we're like two cakes), two cakes, two potato cakes (two potato cakes)
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Up at 6:30, take a shower 'cuz I'm dirty
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Go to school, keep on flirting with this girl I think is purty
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Yeah, I know she's gonna hurt me but it's worth it I assure it
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She's so perfect, I'm so putrid, Where is cupid and some courage?
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I will love her always, torment in the hallways
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Treated like a cretin, something creepin' in your crawl space
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See her at the lockers, see her knockers in her sweater
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Soon she'll find the letter where I go ahead and tell her
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She's like, "I'm so stoked, I got a date to the dance!"
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Well there's a girl from art class, that I guess I could ask
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"You should go, we could double, there's a really big party
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Oh, by the way, I've got good news, I finally quit Arby's
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I'm a hostess at Chili's and it's really the bomb
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My date's a waiter there, it's where he asked me to prom"
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And so I linger on with my pale blue eyes
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Walkin' through the hood cause I've lost my ride
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This job is alright, as far as fast food goes
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Free grub is a perk, but the benefits blow
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If the manager's cool we get to chief in the store
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Turn the stereo on, while we're sweepin' the floor
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Well the jocks they know I work here and they recognize my voice
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Throw empties at my window but that's beside the point
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It's a minimum wage, it's a bit of a pain
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But every jerk was worth it cause her beautiful face
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This job is alright, as far as fast food goes
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Free grub is a perk, but the benefits blow
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If the manager's cool we get to chief in the store
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Turn the stereo on, while we're sweepin' the floor
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Well the jocks they know I work here and they recognize my voice
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Throw empties at my window but that's beside the point
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It's a minimum wage, it's a bit of a pain
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But every jerk was worth it cause her beautiful face
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And so I survive, I'm prepared to do prep
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I'm sweating by the ovens, someone turn on the vents
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What a turn of events, now I'm sort of a mess
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There's a new girl she retarded, now the manager's tense
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The cook's out of weed, and I kinda miss it
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But I still show up for work like this shit is no big
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Like my heart is not broke, like she done me no harm
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I don't wanna be a wuss so I still set my alarm
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I'm upset but not emo, and there's no one to fight
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I can block the empties with a shield like I'm prototype
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