This one's for the ladies the crazy honey babies
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The cuties with the booties that drive all the homeboys crazy
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At the mall Arby's sauce on my lapel
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I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell
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Their intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes
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Have me over for dinner and introduce me to your nieces
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I fall pieces cause I fall in love five times a day
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My name is MC Chris I bag for you like a Frito Lay
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MC Chris #1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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MC Chris #1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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Amazing the act of mating or masturbating
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If you're not dating I'm waiting for you to call
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Name is MC Chris and just like Lauren Bacall
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Put your lips like so and blow cause I'm right down the hall
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Cause I'm like Popeye to Olive Oyl
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You know the old saying a watched pot ain't gonna to boil
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Cause I spoil my ladies, cause I love them so much
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Every morning at one we have a champagne brunch, word up
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MC Chris #1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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MC Chris #1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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I'll take you back home and feed you some soup
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Rub your feet real nice that's the straight up poop
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And don't make me pay a price you'll get a leg and a boot
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MC Chris gets girls with charm no the Armani suit
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Above and beyond the call of dookie
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Name is MC Chris in the back row of the movies
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Or in any place that's dark but of course not Central Park
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Cause a lover not a mugger's what I want so lets embark
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On a dirt bike made for two holdin' hands like retards at the zoo
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A foot long frankfurter on me and now you spew
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Cause you found a fingernail and your face turned blue
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Doctor Feelgood's on duty there's no need to boo-hoo
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(MC Chris #1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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MC Chris #1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies)
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Word up baby MC Chris in the house I got the styles that make you smile
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Oh yeah You know I'm like that cause I'm crazy ass phat
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MC Chris he's so fly
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I heard he's loving all the ladies
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He said he loves only me
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MC Chris #1 With The Ladies
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