Yo!
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Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I'm
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goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby!
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Well it's
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Tip off time and I'm off the tip.
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Walkin to the bench and I sit.
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Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes
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Standin in line cause it's garbage time.
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Cause I'm calm, I'm cool and I collected
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Eighteen shots that got rejected.
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I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim.
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I got a license to drive but I ain't got game.
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(CHORUS 2x)
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Jimmy, What you say?
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You can't play
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Basketball
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Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle)
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You can't play
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Basketball (Oh, my bad - you're not on my team?)
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Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool.
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I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool.
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People always say that I'm a basketball fool.
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I got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my pool.
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Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet.
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I took him to the hole. I took him to the vet.
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Shoot from the three every chance I get.
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I call it in the air, nothin but nothin.
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(REPEAT CHORUS 2x)
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(SPOKEN)
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Okay, here's my chance. The open lane. Don't get nervous. Don't sweat.
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Everyone's watching. You can do it, man. I mean, just dribble up. Don't double
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dribble. Just dribble normal. Don't show everyone that you can dribble
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super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway. No, this is in front
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of people on the court. I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard
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as I can. Cause usually I'm on the other end. People dunking on ME. I'm used to
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some 7 foot dude's "thingy" getting smacked in my face. I still got the bruise
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to prove it. But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down!
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My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!!
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Well listen up ya'll!
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You know I'm not tall!
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My name was never written on the bathroom wall.
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I'm gonna say "What's up?!"
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I'm gonna take the pump.
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Cause I'm a moving pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks.
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So I huff and puff, I say enuff Z'nuff.
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I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff.Say!
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(CHORUS 4x)
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(I Can't Play) Basketball
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| Jimmy Fallon |
