Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon
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And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc.
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Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls,
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A jingle, alright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2
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(Jimmy Fallon as U2)
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Uh!
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Uh!
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Troll Doll out on the street
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Got no job got no money
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Got no shoes on their feet
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Troll Doll
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Troll Doll
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Aight!
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Uh!
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Blondes
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(Jimmy Fallon as 4 Non Blondes)
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25 years IĄŻll be 30 years old
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IĄŻm 5 and IĄŻm sitting here playing with this troll
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This troll That I got for Christmas
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And so IĄŻm playing with his shirt and IĄŻm playing with his hair
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IĄŻm gonna play with my friend, so IĄŻll put you right there
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And IĄŻll be back, IĄŻll be back in a minute
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But when I come back around my trollĄŻs not there
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And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair
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And I scream at the top of my lungs Ą°My Troll is GoneĄ±
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And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay
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I say hey, My Troll is gone..
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Thank you, that's all now...next up for the audition are, R.E.M
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(Jimmy Fallon as R.E.M.)
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That's it in the window
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That Troll is a Blue Light special
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Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it...
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Oh no it costs too much
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I don't have enough
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows
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(Jimmy Fallon as Counting Crows)
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Sha la la la la la ya
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Woah ho Yeah
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Got this this doll he's a friend of mine
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He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll
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We go out for a walk some times
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And we take a walk
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We take a walk, Yeah
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Mr. Troll and me,
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Cruisin' around the streets of Boston
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And we get lost sometimes
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But we don't know how it's a sold out show..
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And we're
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Sha la la la la la la la la la
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Mr. Troll and me,
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Gonna be a Big Star
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay
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(Jimmy Fallon as Coldplay)
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I bought a Troll
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I bought a Troll for you
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The one you wanted was blue
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But they only had Yellow
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You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4....!
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(Audience)
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I bought a Troll
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I bought a Troll for you
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The one you wanted was blue
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But they only had Yellow
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Alanis
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Morisette
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(Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morisette)
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I wanted a Troll Doll
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but I didn't have money to pay for it.
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So we decided to steal it,
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A five-finger discount
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And run for it.
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But you, you got away
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And I was indicted
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Because of a Troll Doll
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band
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(Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews Band)
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I say I went to a toy store
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Got a Troll for my kid
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I fell asleep and they locked me in
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Yeah Yeah Yeah
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Now I'm stuck inside
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Because here I have been shopping for a long long time
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Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time
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Open up this toy store and let me out
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Little Baby!
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(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
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Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!
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Troll Doll Jingles
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| Jimmy Fallon |
