*Go back ::scratch:: Go back ::scratch::
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Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never
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werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They want it like its a real world
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episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don't understand like they hav the
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compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year... thats such a
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joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year. It's like "Umm I
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like rock and roll. I like stayin up late, and I love the ladies! oh yeah oh
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hoo" "Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. He'z an opera major,he'z an
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arptileptic, an he'z gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angles.
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That'll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw urself." "HUH?" "Yeah, thats
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what we say here, go ahead." Then u think urslef, "Okay I got it beat, i got it
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beat, my buddy from high skool's comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna
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be awesum." No, that is never awesum. It doesn't work out. No it doesn't. Hate
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to tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes get, u will get, ill tell ya
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why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. You'r friend from home has too
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much dirt on u, they'll kill u they'll crush u in an argument for no reason.
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Like u jes say "hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks
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man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or wat?" Yeah remember when u had
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crabs in 6 grade? (audience laughter) I fair to bring up my crabs?
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| Jimmy Fallon |
