God damn, why don't you get a life
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I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right
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But ugly goes down to the bone
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So how's your love life, still holdin' your own?
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Ya know I just saved your rear
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I killed a shit eatin' dog on the way over here
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Don't get embarrassed, no need to blush
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But you're so full of shit that the toilet won't flush
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What's that stuff comin' out of your toes
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Yo, you got a big green thing on the end of your nose
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As for looks you're a gonner
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So ugly no dog would ever want to piss on you
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The I.Q. of a slug
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Got hit by a cup and said you got mugged
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And I really think it's funny
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That you sold the car when you needed gas money
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You're hopeless man, you ain't got no class
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So fat it takes two trips just to haul ass
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And for your first kiss you had to beg
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Couldn't get laid if you were made like an egg
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And when's the last time you showered
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Man you smell like you died back in 1985
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I guess there's nothing I can do
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But I tell you one thing, man, it must suck to be you
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When you were born the doctor slapped your mother
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And thought the afterbirth was gonna be your twin brother
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And you grew up broke
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And nobody fixed you so now you're a joke
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Because you're just so wide
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That when you walk down the street there ain't no other side
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And you were just outta luck
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When you jumped in the air and your ass got stuck
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Took a trip went to visit Japan
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And they thought Godzilla came back again
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Your house redefines the bad mess
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I can't believe that you failed your blood test
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I got some bad news for ya, don't cry
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I told your mom to act her age and the bitch died
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What diseases you got? Man I heard that
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During phone sex the hoes make you wear a jimmy hat
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Now I'm not trying to be rude
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But you don't get crabs from eatin' sea food
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And if you wanna clean your ears, my God
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Buy some Q-Tips, quit usin' tampons
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You don't sweat much for a fat bastard
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Put your car in drive and it might go faster
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Go play in traffic if you got nothing else to do
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Damn, it's really gotta suck to be you
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It Sucks To Be You
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| Sudden Death |
