{*a parody of The Fugees' song "Killing Me Softly"*}
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Numbing my brain with that singer
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Echoes for days in my head
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Killing me slowly with this song
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Killing me slowly with this song
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Ruined my whole life with this tune
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Killing me slowly with this song
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Hi, you're tuned to WDUM, this is Moronic Mark.
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Comin' up this hour we got The Fuglies, and a
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little later we'll hear "Let's Do It" by The Polar
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Bears, then we'll probably hear The Fuglies again.
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If you've got something you'd like to hear, good
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for you. Put it in your CD player. And don't forget
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about our daily contest. Give us a call and guess
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how many times today we're going to play this song.
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The person guessing closest to the actual number of
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plays without going over wins a crisp new 100 dollar
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bill printed right here in our studios.
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I heard them play a dumb song
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On WDUM
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And then play a commercial
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Then that same song again
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And when the song was over
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It echoed down my spine
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Numbing' my brain with that singer (1 time)
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Hear it for hours on end (2 times)
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Digs in my brain like a pitchfork
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Killing me slowly with this song
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Goes on for hours in my head
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Killing me slowly with this song
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I felt nauseous and almost
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Threw up in my hands
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I thought I had a migraine
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And then they played it again
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I prayed that God would kill me
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But I just kept on living
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Numbing my brain with that singer (9 times)
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Drops my IQ just a bit (12 times)
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Killing me slowly with this song
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Playing it over and over
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Keeps going and going like that bunny
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Killing me slowly with this song
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(Yo, take it to the bridge...and throw it over the side)
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(This song goes on, in fact it doesn't end
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'Cause we're never gonna end the song )
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Numbing my brain with that singer (87 times)
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Don't even know all the words (142 times)
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Threatened to blow up the station
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That didn't stop them, or this song
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Heard it that whole night in my sleep
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Killing me slowly with this song
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Numbing my brain with that singer...
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Slow Painful Death
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| Sudden Death |
