{*a parody of 2Pac's song "California Love"*}
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Halitosis
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Hurts everybody
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Your halitosis
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Is ungodly
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It's amazing how bad you smell
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It's amazing I'm still alive
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It's amazing what you smell like
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No you're not very well liked
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Now I know what Hell's like
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Now let me introduce the brother with the wild wild breath
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His face is untouchable like grandmother's breasts
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The smell hits your nose hard, then you hit the floor
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You're out cold for a week and for a month you'll be sore
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He's only got three teeth and they all are rotten
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A state of emergency is what he's gotten
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Forgotten how to brush his last three teeth
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Lean green infected dental roots underneath
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A few years ago he moved to the town where I am
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And then all our pets started dyin'
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I couldn't believe the smell that came from his jaw
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Bloody mess, lookin' like he chewed on a chainsaw
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The smell reaches clear from Alaska to New York
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He's gotta grind his food and then eat it off a spork
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Uh, pull his finger, it smells the same way
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Strong enough to sink Californ-i-a
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Halitosis
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Hurts everybody
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Your halitosis
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Is ungodly
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It's amazing your jaw is attached
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It's amazing your house still stands
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It's amazing how bad it's gotten
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Your mouth is rotten, it keeps on rottin'
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Brush, brush 'em baby
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Brush brush your teeth
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For the love of God
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Go brush your teeth
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Now what comes out of homie's mouth has really got me cryin'
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Soon as he comes in the room you see some people dyin'
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He's got that musty, lover-losin', hygiene resistant
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Breath that smells like a dead cow
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He really doesn't give a damn of what the people think though
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Yesterday he got a government fine ([Spice]yeah, I know)
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He never ate a certs or even chewed on bubble-gum
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Flosses after meals but the string cuts through his gums
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Been on TV programs world wide
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From the Oprah Winfrey show to Live at Five
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I think his breath is gettin' worse now, it's opaque
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To get through it you may have to use a snow plow
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He's a disgrace, so give me that bomb from the base
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I'm gonna blow that ugly smile off his face
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I think I need back up, 'cause the smell is comin' back up
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I grab a suitcase and I pack up, get me out!
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Halitosis
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Hurts everybody
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Halitosis
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Is ungodly
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It's amazing that you can breathe
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It's amazing your tongue still works
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It's amazing what color your breath is
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He thinks it's precious
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But look how my flesh is
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Brush, brush 'em baby
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Brush brush your teeth
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For the love of God
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Go brush your teeth
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Halitosis
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| Sudden Death |
